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Sister Dana sez: March Madness has begun. Ask me if I care at all about basketball.

Sister Dana sez: March Madness has begun. Ask me if I care at all about basketball.

By Sister Dana Van Iquity Sister Dana sez, “March Madness has begun. Ask me if I care at all about basketball. I care less. But all you b-ball fans, go…

Sister Dana Sez: “Happy St. Patrick’s Day!”

Sister Dana Sez: “Happy St. Patrick’s Day!”

Sister Dana sez, “Happy St. Patrick’s Day! But on March 17th, if you happen to spy a tiny green leprechaun smoking a wee pipe and carrying a pot of gold…

Sister Dana sez, “It’s the Chinese New Year of the Goat!”

Sister Dana sez, “It’s the Chinese New Year of the Goat!”

By Sister Dana Van Iquity Sister Dana sez, “It’s the Chinese New Year of the Goat, and I kid you not! Bad pun. Anyway: Gung Hay Fat Choy, everybuddy!” Well,…

Sister Dana sez, “Valentine’s Day is cumming!”

Sister Dana sez, “Valentine’s Day is cumming!”

By Sister Dana Van Iquity Sister Dana sez, “Valentine’s Day is cumming! Unfortunately Congressional Repugnicans cannot celebrate Valentine’s Day because they were tragically born without hearts. They are heartless, while…

Sister Dana Sez: Words of Wisdumb from a Fun Nun

Sister Dana Sez:  Words of Wisdumb from a Fun Nun

Sister Dana sez, “After the horrible Charlie Hebdo massacre, I need to quote from Salman Rushdie, who wrote “Satanic Verses:” “Religion, a medieval form of unreason, when combined with modern…

Sister Dana sez, “I have a resolution solution for everyone: I resolve to be the best me I can be!”

Sister Dana sez, “I have a resolution solution for everyone: I resolve to be the best me I can be!”

Sister Dana sez, “I have a resolution solution for everyone. Tired of having made those same old resolutions, but you broke them just days after the New Year? Quit smoking?…

Sister Dana sez, “Why even bother having a Grand Jury? Grand JOKE is more like it. But I ain’t laughing.

By Sister Dana Van Iquity Sister Dana sez, “Why even bother having a Grand Jury? Grand JOKE is more like it. But I ain’t laughing. Fire the prejudiced prosecutors if…

Sister Dana sez, “It must be the holidaze – I’m already hearing Xmas carols in all the stores!”

Sister Dana sez, “It must be the holidaze – I’m already hearing Xmas carols in all the stores!”

By Sister Dana Van Iquity Sister Dana sez, “It must be the holidaze – I’m already hearing Xmas carols in all the stores, and I’ve barely finished eating my Thanksgiving…

Sister Dana sez, “This Thanksgiving, I’d like to give thanks that I’m gay. Yes, I am thankful to God I’m gay. TGIG: Thank God I’m Gay!

Sister Dana sez, “This Thanksgiving, I’d like to give thanks that I’m gay. Yes, I am thankful to God I’m gay. TGIG: Thank God I’m Gay!

By Sister Dana Van Iquity Sister Dana sez, “This Thanksgiving, I’d like to give thanks that I’m gay. Yes, I am thankful to God I’m gay. TGIG: Thank God I’m…

Sister Dana sez, “Congratulations, Apple CEO Tim Cook, for coming out gay! Your official Smart [TM2014] i-Toaster Oven is on its way to you.”

Sister Dana sez, “Congratulations, Apple CEO Tim Cook, for coming out gay! Your official Smart [TM2014] i-Toaster Oven is on its way to you.”

By Sister Dana Van Iquity Sister Dana sez, “Congratulations, Apple CEO Tim Cook, for coming out gay! Your official Smart [TM2014] i-Toaster Oven is on its way to you.”  As…

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